“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
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what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:
- unfollow them
- done
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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not with that theme
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i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
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“who’s that?”
“the new kid harry. his parents died last year so he takes care of his little sister she’s all he has”
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for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you
challenge accepted
you think this is a game i’m drowning oh my god
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when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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