werewolf girl

wholockianpie:

burairium:

noneedforintr0ductions:

antisociallysplendid:

nostelgic:

The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.

i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes

How many people did you run over?

the important thing is that she didn’t miss the episode

priorities.

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

nayx:

wand3rluster:

nayx:

i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post

How would you know it’s lemon scented

uh, by smelling it, with my nose

the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

OMG, this weekend my mom realized that there is a 69 on her car license plate and my grandma asked what that was, so my mom quietly explained it to her. Her reaction: Oh, is that all? That’s not my favorite.

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

vivisroom:

nippled:

jawnn-locked:

thatcrazywhoviangirl:

narcaine:

nippled:

contact your doctor to see if tumblr is the right website for you

but there’s so many to choose from

11 out of 11 Doctors recommend tumblr

Excuse me.

I really set myself up with this post

2:53 am and my day is already made.

Dammit tumblr im a doctor…

i-am-lord-satan:

melificentor:

A white girl walks into a Starbucks and orders a cup of coffee. She tells the barista that her name is Primrose Everdeen. Her coffee is ready and the barista calls out “Primrose Everdeen”. Suddenly Liam Hemsworth appears and kills everybody with a bomb.

ARE YOU SATAN

supernatural-addicted:

lapfulofmisha:

someblokecalledrichbrook:

so far Tumblr is obsessed with: 

• A genocidal, time-travelling alien
• A sociopathic detective 
• An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
• A manipulative cannibal 
• Two monster-hunting serial killers

welcome to tumblr  

Don’t forget the gay angel

This is so accurate I want to cry

every time i get a follower i silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

meowkeaton:

i just want to be friends with someone in a band so they can talk to me about their fans and i can go through their fanmail with them and hear all of their songs before theyre actually released and be friends with everyone else in the band and when im sad theyll sing me my favorite song to cheer me up like please 

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.