The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
How many people did you run over?
the important thing is that she didn’t miss the episode
priorities.
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If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
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nayx:
nayx:
i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post
How would you know it’s lemon scented
uh, by smelling it, with my nose
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i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
OMG, this weekend my mom realized that there is a 69 on her car license plate and my grandma asked what that was, so my mom quietly explained it to her. Her reaction: Oh, is that all? That’s not my favorite.
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contact your doctor to see if tumblr is the right website for you
but there’s so many to choose from
11 out of 11 Doctors recommend tumblr
Excuse me.
I really set myself up with this post
2:53 am and my day is already made.
Dammit tumblr im a doctor…
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A white girl walks into a Starbucks and orders a cup of coffee. She tells the barista that her name is Primrose Everdeen. Her coffee is ready and the barista calls out “Primrose Everdeen”. Suddenly Liam Hemsworth appears and kills everybody with a bomb.
ARE YOU SATAN
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so far Tumblr is obsessed with:
- A genocidal, time-travelling alien
- A sociopathic detective
- An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
- A manipulative cannibal
- Two monster-hunting serial killers
welcome to tumblr
Don’t forget the gay angel
This is so accurate I want to cry
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every time i get a follower i silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”
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